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Who are we?
Thank you for choosing I-nique as your source for top-of-the-line player cases and accessories. We offer not only the best cases available on the market, but also a level of customer service unheard of in the bustle of e-commerce. In fact, you can even meet our team and learn a bit about some of the people who bring you the quality and service that I-nique is famous for.
It is our pleasure to serve you.
South African by birth, he has lost none of that original fire. A smouldering flame of ingenuity, Ken is the mind behind I-nique, having raised the company over the years from a tender hatchling to a raging unstoppable leviathan of friendly customer service and quality home-grown UK products.
| Age: | Wouldn’t you like to know, nosey.
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| Weight: | 13 stone, 5 pebbles
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| Skills: | Case development, administration, business
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| Likes: | Meat covered in Nando’s Sauce
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| Dislikes: | Icecream covered in Nando’s Sauce
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| Alias: | The boss
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| Misc: | The CEO of I-nique and host of I-nique Case Review, viewable on YouTube.com
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| Hitpoints: | 80
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| Quote: | "Build a bridge and get over it."
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From the North Americas, a figure in black. Composer of the visual styles of the I-nique logos, packages, websites, and adverts, his works span both physical, and digital planes. Despite the many vaccinations administered, he remains an incurable punster. To this day, it is said that if one listens closely in the silence, one can almost hear him chuckling at his desk.
| Age: | 28 (again)
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| Weight: | 13 stone, and a pocket full of rocks
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| Skills: | Graphic design, photography, animation, videography, programming, and bad jokes.
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| Likes: | Computers, coffee, cameras, and the ladies (if you're an attractive barista at a scenic internet cafe, and are looking for a geek, please contact)
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| Dislikes: | Nextel walkie-talkies... any consumer electronics with poor quality external speakers.
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| Alias: | The White Cat
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| Misc: | Recently voted most likely to implode by the Department of Unexplained Phenomena Expecters.
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| Hitpoints: | -5 ("How can you kill that which has no life?" - South Park)
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| Quote: | "BLACK is the new black."
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Seafaring Frenchman of the North Atlantic, Yvan makes the perilous daily trek through the ocean of customer inquiries, rendering no question unanswered, no customer unaided, and no lonely biscuit uneaten.
| Age: | What's all this about age, then?
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| Weight: | 12 stone, and some sand in his boots
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| Skills: | I-nique question guru, general know-it-all.
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| Likes: | Traveling, food, outdoor sport, and any sport that involves eating.
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| Dislikes: | Marmite
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| Alias: | The Frenchman, "Yvonne"
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| Misc: | Works tirelessly to answer customer questions about the i-nique line of products.
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| Hitpoints: | 50 (+5 to gag-reflex throws)
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| Quote: | "I really hate Marmite."
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From the wind-swept slopes of the Philippines, his booming laughter can be heard resounding through misty halls of the downstairs stock room. Curator of the treasured I-nique line of products, Carlos ensures that shipments are received and shipped out with all speed and under the manliest possible circumstances.
| Age: | Tell me yours first...
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| Weight: | half a small boulder
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| Skills: | Inventory management, engraving, and booming laughter.
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| Likes: | A good joke, crushing things with bare (bear?) hands.
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| Dislikes: | Noodley arms
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| Alias: | The Stone Arm
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| Misc: | Organizes, loads and ships the broad range of I-nique products to destinations throughout the world.
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| Hitpoints: | 150 (+5 climb check) (+5 to dodge falling boxes)
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| Quote: | "Oops.. stock is zero"
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Wielding the mighty hammer of his native tongue, Michael is key to our German customer service division. Truly a great man amongst men, with the super-human vision to see a world in which our German speaking customers are heard and understood to the fullest possible extent.
| Age: | ??
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| Weight: | 14 stone of solid German construction
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| Skills: | German to English translation, good-humored German stoicism.
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| Likes: | Camden Town, jazzy latin techno, spiky hairstyles
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| Dislikes: | Fawlty Towers... "don't mention the war"
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| Alias: | The German
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| Misc: | Those of you who speak only German will certainly appreciate his works here, but will probably not understand this entry.
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| Hitpoints: | 100 (+4 charisma)
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| Quote: | "I think you'll like Camden Town."
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A shadowy figure steps forth from the London Fog. Data entry specialist and stunt-man James Murray takes the term "wow" to new levels of vagary. His integral role in the company has earned him nicknames that are widely renowned and often heard shouted across the office.
| Age: | 24 |
| Weight: | 11 stone and a rock in left shoe |
| Skills: | Biting sarcasm, scripts, large/dangerous carnivore training. |
| Likes: | Himself, Friday night cinema. |
| Dislikes: | C.M.Rogers/things that aren't himself |
| Alias: | The lead toffee, The Monstrously Unfortunate. |
| Misc: | Recently named "Sexiest Man Alive" by an old woman pushing a shopping cart down the middle of the road. |
| Hitpoints: | Punchscores? |
| Quote: | "I don't want a quote. Don't put one for me." |
From dense jungles of Poland, Krzys (Chris?) is a new face in the I-nique roster. Hands forged of lightning, he adds speed to the processing of orders, ensuring the quick and timely service that our customers have come to enjoy from I-nique.
| Age: | Nah. |
| Weight: | 12 stone and some sand |
| Skills: | Fast processing, vanishing burgers |
| Likes: | Tan woolen sweaters |
| Dislikes: | Hot pink woolen sweaters |
| Alias: | Burgerman |
| Misc: | Only man to ever break the land speed record while walking on hands. |
| Hitpoints: | 45 (+6 to dexterity checks) |
| Quote: | "Picture? I've got work to do." |
From the polar ice-fields of Zimbabwe, Stuart is a hearty fellow to say the least. Assisting Carlos and Krzys in the stockroom is a daunting task, and one that Stuart does with a friendly smile and crushing handshake.
| Age: | No. |
| Weight: | 13 stone minus some gravel |
| Skills: | Stocking and handling of quality I-nique goods. |
| Likes: | Blue Bulls Rugby Team, moustaches |
| Dislikes: | Mutant cattle |
| Alias: | Rugbyguy |
| Misc: | Only man to ever break the land speed record while walking on hands. |
| Hitpoints: | 60 (+4 to elbow checks) |
| Quote: | "..." |
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